America’s Next Top Model is pure television crack. We’re on our whopping ELEVENTH cycle, and even for all the show’s flaws, I can’t stop watching. Whitney may have been crowned ANTM only a few months ago, but it seems that it’s already time for her to step back & make room for the newest crop of bitches struggling to dethrone her. A Sixties/Summer Of Love-themed “teaser” ad was published in this months Vogue, and The CW has released their usual bare-bones promo photos & mini-bios of the new season’s fourteen contestants. Because half the fun of watching ANTM is undoubtedly in the viewership’s picking apart of the contenstants, here’s my take on the fresh meat.
Uh… hi? Hello. Long time no see, I know. Yeah, anyhow. First things first, while I will always & forever love Anya, I’m actually pretty happy with Whitney’s win of this cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Conspiracy theories and whatnot aside, she’s gorgeous, a damn good model, and she’ll make a great Cover Girl. Congratulations, Whitney!
I finally ended my reign of terror as the #1 do-nothing slacker of the internet last week. Refilling my Adderall prescription is a good idea, you know? It’s nice to once again be able to think, like, COHERENTLY. As much as I really do hate it (I’ve always been one who prefers being in complete control of my own mind - thus why I’ve never even really been tempted to try drugs - and why I was so reluctant to try Adderall in the first place… also, it costs so fucking much - $100 a month for GENERICS), I can’t deny how it tends to bring all my scattered-ass thoughts back together. But still, the idea that I’m somewhat reliant on these pills to make my brain work properly kind of bugs me. Then again, without them I tend to forget words and/or what I was talking about or what just happened. So, yeah.
Anyhow, Creepypasta is still rocking it out, averaging about 300 hits each day. I’m loving how many people are leaving comments, too. It may not be a huge moneymaker (although Google AdSense and WidgetBucks ARE bringing in some revenue), but it’s still a lot of fun.
I decided to expand into a (completely) new (to me) niche as well: witness Tales Of Hentai. I’ve never really been into anime & such, although I do remember having to watch Spirited Away for my East Asian Humanities class in college and liking it… but anyhow, I noticed that even the text links I’d thrown up as an afterthought on Super Hero Fetish tended to convert well, so why not try out an entire site dedicated to the hentai/comic genre? So far it’s looking good - it’s only a few days old (don’t be fooled by my backdated entries, ha) and has already brought in three sales. Let’s hope that those conversions are a sign of success to come, right?
Lastly, is anyone else out there watching Top Chef? I need someone to talk about Richard’s awesomeness and Dale’s hotness with, thanks.
Thank you, Rich, for your support during these troubled times =(
And there you have it. A taste of my current obsessions & how I waste my time when I’m not being productive & updating my websites - which is the rule rather than the exception lately, but maybe Michelle Maylene and Makenzie are signs of a hopefully-soon-to-come resurgence?
Oh, and if you haven’t checked out creepypasta.com yet, please do. I’ve been getting lots of positive feedback and it’s making me smile.
ETA: For those of you curious as to what exactly all these videos are, here’s a quick rundown: 1) The Victoria’s Secret Drinking Game, by my beloved Brooke Marks; 2) Santino’s impersonation of Tim Gunn from Project Runway Season 2; 3) The opening sequence from my new favorite video game, Tales Of The Abyss (I played as the blonde swordsman, Guy - not that anyone really cares); 4) The music video for The Bloodhound Gang’s new-ish song “Screwing You On The Beach At Night”; 5) A recap of the ten craziest bitches on this season of America’s Next Top Model by the fantastic Rich; and finally, 6) Kitten Warrior - Attack Of The Show’s parody of Ninja Warrior, which is an incredibly addicting Japanese game show on G4. Enjoy!