Seriously, I almost choked on my Froot Loops (WITH MARSHMALLOWS, Y’ALL) like five times in the past ten or so minutes while I was browsing these. Enjoy.
Cake Wrecks
Passive Aggressive Notes Dot Com
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
Interesting. I remember taking those Meyers-Briggs/Jung personality tests constantly in high school (it seemed like every time you had a Health or Psychology class, you had to take it) and I always consistently scored as an ENFP (Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving) - even as recently as a few years after high school, I remember taking one of these tests online and getting the same score.
It seems that I’ve changed. I took it once again, and I’m almost completely the opposite now - INTJ (though my Introvert score is very close to the middle - as I’ve always been right in the middle of those two, I just used to score more on the Extrovert side). Apparently I’m now a “Mastermind”, as explained by Marina Margaret Heiss:
Uh… hi? Hello. Long time no see, I know. Yeah, anyhow. First things first, while I will always & forever love Anya, I’m actually pretty happy with Whitney’s win of this cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Conspiracy theories and whatnot aside, she’s gorgeous, a damn good model, and she’ll make a great Cover Girl. Congratulations, Whitney!
I finally ended my reign of terror as the #1 do-nothing slacker of the internet last week. Refilling my Adderall prescription is a good idea, you know? It’s nice to once again be able to think, like, COHERENTLY. As much as I really do hate it (I’ve always been one who prefers being in complete control of my own mind - thus why I’ve never even really been tempted to try drugs - and why I was so reluctant to try Adderall in the first place… also, it costs so fucking much - $100 a month for GENERICS), I can’t deny how it tends to bring all my scattered-ass thoughts back together. But still, the idea that I’m somewhat reliant on these pills to make my brain work properly kind of bugs me. Then again, without them I tend to forget words and/or what I was talking about or what just happened. So, yeah.
Anyhow, Creepypasta is still rocking it out, averaging about 300 hits each day. I’m loving how many people are leaving comments, too. It may not be a huge moneymaker (although Google AdSense and WidgetBucks ARE bringing in some revenue), but it’s still a lot of fun.
I decided to expand into a (completely) new (to me) niche as well: witness Tales Of Hentai. I’ve never really been into anime & such, although I do remember having to watch Spirited Away for my East Asian Humanities class in college and liking it… but anyhow, I noticed that even the text links I’d thrown up as an afterthought on Super Hero Fetish tended to convert well, so why not try out an entire site dedicated to the hentai/comic genre? So far it’s looking good - it’s only a few days old (don’t be fooled by my backdated entries, ha) and has already brought in three sales. Let’s hope that those conversions are a sign of success to come, right?
Lastly, is anyone else out there watching Top Chef? I need someone to talk about Richard’s awesomeness and Dale’s hotness with, thanks.
Thank you, Rich, for your support during these troubled times =(
How has the Google PageRank update treated everyone?
It went decently for me - pretty much as expected, honestly. No page rank change for this website (still 0), which is to be expected with how much I discuss things like PPP and other things that Google dislikes, so I’m not exactly disappointed or surprised.
Most websites remained the same: Gamer Hero (3), Posh Freebies, liquidLOVEonline (2), Consumer Sex Reports (1), Super Hero Fetish (2), Kung Pao Cuties (3), Kitten Kills You (2), Lux Alterna (2), and Rate A Cam Girl (2).
A few went up - mostly new websites that were previously unranked: Cherry Delish (0 to 2), Craving Curves (0 to 2), Celebrity Sex Comics (0 to 2), Gamer Fetish (0 to 2), Pink Glam Girls (0 to 1), Domino Doggie (0 to 1 - I’m pretty amused by this, considering this has a whopping two posts), and Hustle Honeys (0 to 1).
The only old website that gained any PR was, for some reason, Caramel Cams - up from 1 to 3. Huh.
Posh Vice dropped from 2 to 0, which, again, I was forewarned would happen as a result of PPP. Oh well =P And Creepypasta is still too new for any changes, I think.
So how’d things go for everyone else?
And there you have it. A taste of my current obsessions & how I waste my time when I’m not being productive & updating my websites - which is the rule rather than the exception lately, but maybe Michelle Maylene and Makenzie are signs of a hopefully-soon-to-come resurgence?
Oh, and if you haven’t checked out creepypasta.com yet, please do. I’ve been getting lots of positive feedback and it’s making me smile.
ETA: For those of you curious as to what exactly all these videos are, here’s a quick rundown: 1) The Victoria’s Secret Drinking Game, by my beloved Brooke Marks; 2) Santino’s impersonation of Tim Gunn from Project Runway Season 2; 3) The opening sequence from my new favorite video game, Tales Of The Abyss (I played as the blonde swordsman, Guy - not that anyone really cares); 4) The music video for The Bloodhound Gang’s new-ish song “Screwing You On The Beach At Night”; 5) A recap of the ten craziest bitches on this season of America’s Next Top Model by the fantastic Rich; and finally, 6) Kitten Warrior - Attack Of The Show’s parody of Ninja Warrior, which is an incredibly addicting Japanese game show on G4. Enjoy!
Ugh, once again it’s been proven that my immune system is COMPLETELY TERRIBLE. I don’t even know how I got sick this past week, but I’ve been all shaky and feverish for the past few days. Trying to get anything done was really frusterating, because my depth perception & general coordination was all funky, so typing anything was taking forever. I kept going all dyslexic and gibberish on AIM.
In other news, I FINALLY got to see the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I’d been wanting to see it for ages, but couldn’t find anything more than random 5-minute clips floating around. So the completely awesome Steve decided to rock my world and buy me a password to the official Vivid website. I’ve been watching it in chunks, since it’s not 100% porno and pretty long… if you dig Keeping Up With The Kardashians at all, it’s worth a viewing. There’s also a few other celeb sex tapes that you get access to, but I haven’t watched them yet.
Lastly, I bought the domain creepypasta.com as kind of a fun project for myself. I LOVE scary stories & the paranormal, and I’m completely addicted to /x/, so I thought it would be cool to have a sort of archive of all my favorite creepy stories and photos. I don’t really intend to make money from the site (other than like, the pennies you get from Google AdSense)… this is more just something that sounded like it’d be a fun side project. I’ll post about it more when I actually get the domain up & running.
That’s it for now… I think I’m going to crawl back into bed & continue my pattern of sleeping like 20/24 hours the past few days!
Since I have been COMPLETELY crappy about personal blogging lately and I don’t want y’all to get TOO bored while I spend my time watching re-runs of America’s Next Top Model when I SHOULD be posting, here’s a roundup of my current favorite personal weblogs of the moment.
ONE D AT A TIME: You may know her as Slutmachine from Jezebel - but even if you don’t, her blog is a ton of fun to read. She’s witty and super-snarky, which are things I really dig in a girl. Her site is mostly sex-centered, so it’s not for the prude… but if you’re here, you probably don’t really take issue with sex on the web anyhow.
FOUR FOUR: If you like Top Model, you probably read Rich’s blog. His weekly recaps brighten my Mondays, but the rest of his blog is just as great. I love him, I love Winston, and I love Tyra.
MOD GERL: Probably the closest thing my smut sistah Jamiee has to a personal blog right now… and since I totally wish she would bring Gerl back as her own website, of course I have this one bookmarked. She’s the shit, y’all, and if you dig indie fashion at all, you’ll love her website.
KEVIN PEREIRA: Okay, I wish he blogged more, but I get it. He hosts Attack Of The Show! on G4 every day, so blogging time is probably scarce. That said, when he does sit down to write, it’s usually pretty funny and awesome. I originally totally hated on him when he took over on AOTS because he looks identical to my psychotic stalker ex-boyfriend, but he’s won me over with his blog and total internet geeky-ness. Yeah, you so hang out on SA & /b/, Kevin. Don’t even try and lie!
DOSH DOSH: If you use your blog to make money online, you need to be reading Maki’s blog AND follow him on his Twitter. He’s constantly updating both with insightful comments & suggestions on monetizing websites. Innovative, interesting, and all together awesome. Go Maki!
HOLLOW STAR: One of the few purely personal blogs that I follow on a regular basis, J is an all-around kickass chick. I love her style, aesthetic, and the fact that she can blog about anything and make it interesting. Plus, we’re both on Team Lauren, so y’know. She seems really smart and driven and I get the impression that she’ll be doing lots of cool things in her life, and I look forward to reading about all of it on HS!
WHITE BOY STYLE: Teddy took a little hiatus for awhile, but he’s promising me that he’ll be back to posting frequently soon. So keep that promise, or I’ll come to Doubles at beat yo’ ass, boy! Anyhow, I’ve known this guy since I think… either my freshman or sophomore year of high school, and have been reading his website just as long. I think the fact that someone as ADD as I am can stay interested in one person’s blog for like, 8 years really says something. Read his shit, y’all!
NO GIRL NEXT DOOR: Same kind of thing as Teddy, although this situation may be even more impressive because unlike Teddy, I don’t know Renee in real life. But yeah, I’ve been reading her site in all its various incarnations since the beginning when she was at mija.nu - I actually think that I found her website via a link on Teddy’s, now that I think about it. Anyhow, regardless of all the weird inter-drama that seems to follow her, I still find her interesting. Once again, impressive considering how easily bored I am.
LOGICAL HARMONY: One of my more recent discoveries! Tashina has really good taste, in everything from clothes to makeup to food. Half the shit she posts, I end up nodding my head along with - I’d probably hang out with this girl offline. But overall, one of the best shopping/personal blogs I’ve seen thus far.
HONEY MARIE: Last but not least is Honey. Or Alyssa. Or Gisele, as she’s been signing her posts lately. Regardless of what you call her, her blog is really interesting and fun, and she’s constantly writing & updating her Twitter so her readers never get bored. Plus, she works at Sephora… which means she’s a girl after my own heart.
That’s all for now, so get to reading these bitches’ blogs and enjoy!
I’ve been getting a few emails the past few days wanting to “pick my brain” about what I do, or just wanting to talk/e-hang out in general. Since I tend to suck at answering e-mails and greatly prefer talking over AIM, I made a screenname that y’all can add & contact me at - poshnaps (ETA: I decided to be honest and just post my real AIM rather than some site-specific one I’ll never remember to log into - so here y’all go: dbwayfarer). So feel free to add me & comment or IM me with your screenname so I can add you to my currently sparse buddy list, haha. Then we can talk until the cows come home.
Things have been really busy on the home front - the BF started a new job, one of my grandparents is in the hospital, a litter of kittens was born, my broken foot finally re-healed properly so I’ve started working out again (yeah, it healed wrong the first time… ouch), and I was officially outed as a Skrull. I mean, wait, what? Anyhow, point being… I’m still lazy and sucky at writing right now. Sorry, y’all.
I have been sick as a dog the past week, and as such my XXX sites have seriously gotten neglected… I’ve barely had the energy to turn out the few paid posts that have gotten done for Posh Vice. Food poisoning + supercramps + migraines = I end up just taking loads of Tylenol PM so I can sleep until I feel a little less miserable. I’m finally feeling a little better, and it looks like it’s just in time - I got hired for a more in-depth paid review via Sponsored Reviews, and somehow I got ELEVEN new jobs - just in the past 24 hours - from PayU2Blog… um, holy crap. Is that normal? So I’ll be writing up a storm for the next few days, I guess.
In closing, I’ll just say this: I’m really pissed that the whole Lindsay Lohan sex tape thing was a hoax, because that would’ve been a fucking goldmine if Vivid or someone similar would’ve gotten their hands on it & made it promotable. More of young Hollywood need to go the Kim Kardashian route & help me pay me bills. Word.