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Since I have been COMPLETELY crappy about personal blogging lately and I don’t want y’all to get TOO bored while I spend my time watching re-runs of America’s Next Top Model when I SHOULD be posting, here’s a roundup of my current favorite personal weblogs of the moment.

ONE D AT A TIME: You may know her as Slutmachine from Jezebel - but even if you don’t, her blog is a ton of fun to read. She’s witty and super-snarky, which are things I really dig in a girl. Her site is mostly sex-centered, so it’s not for the prude… but if you’re here, you probably don’t really take issue with sex on the web anyhow.

FOUR FOUR: If you like Top Model, you probably read Rich’s blog. His weekly recaps brighten my Mondays, but the rest of his blog is just as great. I love him, I love Winston, and I love Tyra.

MOD GERL: Probably the closest thing my smut sistah Jamiee has to a personal blog right now… and since I totally wish she would bring Gerl back as her own website, of course I have this one bookmarked. She’s the shit, y’all, and if you dig indie fashion at all, you’ll love her website.

KEVIN PEREIRA: Okay, I wish he blogged more, but I get it. He hosts Attack Of The Show! on G4 every day, so blogging time is probably scarce. That said, when he does sit down to write, it’s usually pretty funny and awesome. I originally totally hated on him when he took over on AOTS because he looks identical to my psychotic stalker ex-boyfriend, but he’s won me over with his blog and total internet geeky-ness. Yeah, you so hang out on SA & /b/, Kevin. Don’t even try and lie!

DOSH DOSH: If you use your blog to make money online, you need to be reading Maki’s blog AND follow him on his Twitter. He’s constantly updating both with insightful comments & suggestions on monetizing websites. Innovative, interesting, and all together awesome. Go Maki!

HOLLOW STAR: One of the few purely personal blogs that I follow on a regular basis, J is an all-around kickass chick. I love her style, aesthetic, and the fact that she can blog about anything and make it interesting. Plus, we’re both on Team Lauren, so y’know. She seems really smart and driven and I get the impression that she’ll be doing lots of cool things in her life, and I look forward to reading about all of it on HS!

WHITE BOY STYLE: Teddy took a little hiatus for awhile, but he’s promising me that he’ll be back to posting frequently soon. So keep that promise, or I’ll come to Doubles at beat yo’ ass, boy! Anyhow, I’ve known this guy since I think… either my freshman or sophomore year of high school, and have been reading his website just as long. I think the fact that someone as ADD as I am can stay interested in one person’s blog for like, 8 years really says something. Read his shit, y’all!

NO GIRL NEXT DOOR: Same kind of thing as Teddy, although this situation may be even more impressive because unlike Teddy, I don’t know Renee in real life. But yeah, I’ve been reading her site in all its various incarnations since the beginning when she was at mija.nu - I actually think that I found her website via a link on Teddy’s, now that I think about it. Anyhow, regardless of all the weird inter-drama that seems to follow her, I still find her interesting. Once again, impressive considering how easily bored I am.

LOGICAL HARMONY: One of my more recent discoveries! Tashina has really good taste, in everything from clothes to makeup to food. Half the shit she posts, I end up nodding my head along with - I’d probably hang out with this girl offline. But overall, one of the best shopping/personal blogs I’ve seen thus far.

HONEY MARIE: Last but not least is Honey. Or Alyssa. Or Gisele, as she’s been signing her posts lately. Regardless of what you call her, her blog is really interesting and fun, and she’s constantly writing & updating her Twitter so her readers never get bored. Plus, she works at Sephora… which means she’s a girl after my own heart.

That’s all for now, so get to reading these bitches’ blogs and enjoy!